Last week (we went to Target and then the grocery store)
In the car on the way to the grocery store
Me: I actually have a pretty nice little Saturday with misses planned. We're going to the Home Depot buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring stuff like that. Maybe Bed Bath and Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
Liz: You know that's you now, right? Do you want to hold my purse? You know, because your balls are in there.
Me: Ha ha, that's pretty funny. I'll fucking kill you.
4 comments:
yeah, but, to be fair, Target is awesome.
Ha. One for Liz. That's how you know you picked the right woman.
At least you know where yours are.
I like that while most of us only dream of talking like people do in the movies, you guys actually pull it off. Nice one.
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