23 August 2009

A Conversation with Liz

Last week (we went to Target and then the grocery store)
In the car on the way to the grocery store


Me: I actually have a pretty nice little Saturday with misses planned. We're going to the Home Depot buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring stuff like that. Maybe Bed Bath and Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

Liz: You know that's you now, right? Do you want to hold my purse? You know, because your balls are in there.

Me: Ha ha, that's pretty funny. I'll fucking kill you.

19 nov 2008

The rehearsal dinner, I-Bar afterwards. We had people over for a pizza dinner on Thursday. Liz was absolutely lit, feeling up my friends, making out with others.
The day of, Colin made me a wedding mix. Kevin drove and brought me coffee. TGI Fridays with pre-game drinks.

Dirty Sanchezes, Boston Steamers, and Cincinnati Bow ties.

Fred and Tom, everything going so smooth, as glass.

Sea Breezes and Alabama Slamas.

Holding hands and the reception. A good Catholic Whiskey. Nate and Laura, Angela, Dave and Mendy, Kevin and Jenny. Dancing with Audrey, Emma and Martin. Gold Digger and the Regulators. Oh no.

Blow Jobs and Buttery Nipples.

The after party in Dave and Mendy's room. Liz being amazing.

Purple Turnips and Rhode Island Scholars.

Alex giving a great best man speech. Crazy? I was crazy once. Almost crying. The honeymoon going good so far. Model face, Monkey face. Margaritas. This is the rest of my life welcome to it. I used to write this as a sort of sad little threat but right now, right in this moment I'm happy. I want this, I want this life.

Mai Thais and Tequila Sunrises.

Lemon Drops and Grasshoppers.

Rainbows, puppy dogs and sunshine.

A wife, kids, a family.

In that little room off to the side in the church. I just want to thank you guys What time is it? Game time Oorah.

All of you are my all-star team, let me be worthy of this.