-Ghost Raper-

We find our intrepid warrior outside of a nondescript apartment building.

Narrator: We're here in West Hollywood to investigate several strange occurrences that have happened here at the residence of Jimmy Dean and his roommate Bob Evans (names have been changed to protect identities) and try to ascertain if these events, as the two roommates suspect, are paranormal activity. I've brought with me my cameraman George-lucas to record any visual spectral phenomenon as well as any auditory evidence that may or may not occur, as well as the events that transpire as a result. I'll have to spend one night at this haunted house in an attempt to capture the appiration on film and then try to cornhole the poltergeist. Let's go!