A conversation I've had at work...

Random guy on the street: Fuck you.

Me: What's that sweet roll? I can't hear you.

RGOTS: I said, fuck you motherfucker.

Me: Why don't you come over here and say that to my face sweet roll.

RGOTS: You ain't going to do shit. I'd fuck you up.

Me: Yeah right, I bet if I was a plate of waffles you'd be all over me, now go back inside and eat something you fat fuck.