A conversation I've had on the street...
Homeless Guy: Hey man can I borrow a dollar?
Me: Sorry man I don't have one.
Homeless Guy: You're not sorry.
Me: No, you're right. Why don't you go fuck yourself instead.
Friday, October 17, 2008
A conversation I've had at work...
Random guy on the street: Fuck you.
Me: What's that sweet roll? I can't hear you.
RGOTS: I said, fuck you motherfucker.
Me: Why don't you come over here and say that to my face sweet roll.
RGOTS: You ain't going to do shit. I'd fuck you up.
Me: Yeah right, I bet if I was a plate of waffles you'd be all over me, now go back inside and eat something you fat fuck.
Random guy on the street: Fuck you.
Me: What's that sweet roll? I can't hear you.
RGOTS: I said, fuck you motherfucker.
Me: Why don't you come over here and say that to my face sweet roll.
RGOTS: You ain't going to do shit. I'd fuck you up.
Me: Yeah right, I bet if I was a plate of waffles you'd be all over me, now go back inside and eat something you fat fuck.
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