Monday, March 28, 2011

furlough 2011 sheeeeeit

A conversation with Art

Me: If you could travel back in time would you give yourself a blowjob? Let's say you travelled back in time and met the you from the past. Would you blow yourself and would you think of yourself as gay after?
Me: I mean it would be you, not another guy. It would be like masturbating except you know, you have a cock in your mouth even though it's your own...
Me: I'm just saying, could you lay back and enjoy a blowjob from the future you, knowing full and well that at a future date you would have to travel back in time and suck off a guy even though that guy is yourself, you know, to complete the time circuit...
Me: I don't think that makes you gay.
Art: You have a time machine and you went back in time and gave yourself a blowjob? That's a waste of a time machine dude.

things I say to Porter 28 mar 2011

I love you. Do you love me?



Coming soon, A LittlePeople storyline involving the whole cast of characters:

Crazy White Girl aka CW

Langston Hughes future Aeronautic Engineer whose only desire is to go to school

Fireman Bob and his cat Blisters

Mario Lopez the lovable hispanic school bus driver