drinking a sterling pinot noir 06'. it's a fruit forward wine with the character of california's central coast with opulent cherry flavors, toasty oak and a complex lingering finish.
also with a complex lingering finish and a toasty oak character... deez nuts.
it's like jay-z said, two choices in life either dead or in jail.
me: let's say your girlfriend fucked a horse, for whatever reason, how long would you think you would have to wait until you could have sex with her?
me: is there some sort of twenty-four hour rule or could she douche with some water and vinegar and take a really hot shower with bleach or like a combination of the two. everyone says that they would break up with her immediately, but i think that's bullshit. say you were in love and she was offered twenty five million dollars to fuck this horse.
jim: i would blow that horse myself for twenty five thousand dollars right here right now.
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There are many good parts to this blog, but I think my favorite has to be the "for whatever reason" added into the scenario. How many reasons could there be?
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