Sunday, April 18, 2010
Saturday, February 6, 2010
06 feb 2010
-The Misanthropes- a short story
You know, at some point you take a step back and take a look at your life and your friends and think, is this the best I can do? I mean these people are assholes. -Mister Sprinkles
You know, at some point you take a step back and take a look at your life and your friends and think, is this the best I can do? I mean these people are assholes. -Mister Sprinkles
Monday, January 4, 2010
The reviews of 2009 are in...
I was spellbound from the first to the thirty-first. Wait, did I say spellbound? I meant hell bound.
-WTF-AM 2012 Nome, AK
It was like being mind fisted by the awesome monster!
-The Poughkeepsie Tribute
Can't wait for the sequel!
- The Helsinki Accord
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
16th Aug 2003
(In a hostel trying to charge my phone in an outlet in the communal kitchen)
This phone it taking forever to charge and I am so damn sleepy, fuck it all.
What am I thinking about right now? Masters and Johnson and Johnson. JFKFC. Back and to the left.
When I was visiting the guys I found this little sparrow on the sidewalk on his back desperately trying to right itself, like some feathery little turtle on his back. I sat down in front of him. I picked him up and Huffy and Colin and our little bird, Petey, who was dying, dying in my hands and we started walking home and I tried to find a nice quiet spot where I could drop him and he could die. A place he could die a peaceful death. A little place called Aspen where the beer flows like wine. Fuck it. I can't stay up. I'd make a lousy apostle. If you want to find out if someone is looking at you try yawning and then and only then if they yawn, you'll know and you can move on. So have you every hit your girlfriend? Say you're just sitting there and then you know, kerchow!
This phone it taking forever to charge and I am so damn sleepy, fuck it all.
What am I thinking about right now? Masters and Johnson and Johnson. JFKFC. Back and to the left.
When I was visiting the guys I found this little sparrow on the sidewalk on his back desperately trying to right itself, like some feathery little turtle on his back. I sat down in front of him. I picked him up and Huffy and Colin and our little bird, Petey, who was dying, dying in my hands and we started walking home and I tried to find a nice quiet spot where I could drop him and he could die. A place he could die a peaceful death. A little place called Aspen where the beer flows like wine. Fuck it. I can't stay up. I'd make a lousy apostle. If you want to find out if someone is looking at you try yawning and then and only then if they yawn, you'll know and you can move on. So have you every hit your girlfriend? Say you're just sitting there and then you know, kerchow!
Sunday, August 23, 2009
23 August 2009
A Conversation with Liz
Last week (we went to Target and then the grocery store)
In the car on the way to the grocery store
Me: I actually have a pretty nice little Saturday with misses planned. We're going to the Home Depot buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring stuff like that. Maybe Bed Bath and Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
Liz: You know that's you now, right? Do you want to hold my purse? You know, because your balls are in there.
Me: Ha ha, that's pretty funny. I'll fucking kill you.
Last week (we went to Target and then the grocery store)
In the car on the way to the grocery store
Me: I actually have a pretty nice little Saturday with misses planned. We're going to the Home Depot buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring stuff like that. Maybe Bed Bath and Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
Liz: You know that's you now, right? Do you want to hold my purse? You know, because your balls are in there.
Me: Ha ha, that's pretty funny. I'll fucking kill you.
Monday, August 10, 2009
19 nov 2008
The rehearsal dinner, I-Bar afterwards. We had people over for a pizza dinner on Thursday. Liz was absolutely lit, feeling up my friends, making out with others.
The day of, Colin made me a wedding mix. Kevin drove and brought me coffee. TGI Fridays with pre-game drinks.
Dirty Sanchezes, Boston Steamers, and Cincinnati Bow ties.
Fred and Tom, everything going so smooth, as glass.
Sea Breezes and Alabama Slamas.
Holding hands and the reception. A good Catholic Whiskey. Nate and Laura, Angela, Dave and Mendy, Kevin and Jenny. Dancing with Audrey, Emma and Martin. Gold Digger and the Regulators. Oh no.
Blow Jobs and Buttery Nipples.
The after party in Dave and Mendy's room. Liz being amazing.
Purple Turnips and Rhode Island Scholars.
Alex giving a great best man speech. Crazy? I was crazy once. Almost crying. The honeymoon going good so far. Model face, Monkey face. Margaritas. This is the rest of my life welcome to it. I used to write this as a sort of sad little threat but right now, right in this moment I'm happy. I want this, I want this life.
Mai Thais and Tequila Sunrises.
Lemon Drops and Grasshoppers.
Rainbows, puppy dogs and sunshine.
A wife, kids, a family.
In that little room off to the side in the church. I just want to thank you guys What time is it? Game time Oorah.
All of you are my all-star team, let me be worthy of this.
The day of, Colin made me a wedding mix. Kevin drove and brought me coffee. TGI Fridays with pre-game drinks.
Dirty Sanchezes, Boston Steamers, and Cincinnati Bow ties.
Fred and Tom, everything going so smooth, as glass.
Sea Breezes and Alabama Slamas.
Holding hands and the reception. A good Catholic Whiskey. Nate and Laura, Angela, Dave and Mendy, Kevin and Jenny. Dancing with Audrey, Emma and Martin. Gold Digger and the Regulators. Oh no.
Blow Jobs and Buttery Nipples.
The after party in Dave and Mendy's room. Liz being amazing.
Purple Turnips and Rhode Island Scholars.
Alex giving a great best man speech. Crazy? I was crazy once. Almost crying. The honeymoon going good so far. Model face, Monkey face. Margaritas. This is the rest of my life welcome to it. I used to write this as a sort of sad little threat but right now, right in this moment I'm happy. I want this, I want this life.
Mai Thais and Tequila Sunrises.
Lemon Drops and Grasshoppers.
Rainbows, puppy dogs and sunshine.
A wife, kids, a family.
In that little room off to the side in the church. I just want to thank you guys What time is it? Game time Oorah.
All of you are my all-star team, let me be worthy of this.
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