A conversation I've had at work...
Random guy on the street: Fuck you.
Me: What's that sweet roll? I can't hear you.
RGOTS: I said, fuck you motherfucker.
Me: Why don't you come over here and say that to my face sweet roll.
RGOTS: You ain't going to do shit. I'd fuck you up.
Me: Yeah right, I bet if I was a plate of waffles you'd be all over me, now go back inside and eat something you fat fuck.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
16 Sep 2008
Facebook- All the awkwardness of a high school reunion with the added joy that it never ends.
Brian is done with not believing in capital letters.
Brian is, or has, just finished How We Are Hungry and 1776 and desperately wants to watch True Romance and read Truman simultaneously.
Brian is wearing a sweaty white t-shirt and board shorts right now, just in case you were wondering.
Brian is done with not believing in capital letters.
Brian is, or has, just finished How We Are Hungry and 1776 and desperately wants to watch True Romance and read Truman simultaneously.
Brian is wearing a sweaty white t-shirt and board shorts right now, just in case you were wondering.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
21 august 2005
i drove kevin to the airport today at four thirty in the morning. i woke up from liz's and rode my bike home at three o'clock. drinking my dunkin donuts coffee...
i wanted to get on a plane going wherever. the feeling of taking a taxi ride to the airport in the early morning...
i suppose this job changes a person it turns you slowly over time into beef jerky. all the hate and the senselessness and the bullshit.
-the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
-he who fights monsters might take care lest he become a monster. and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
-
...what a crock of shit
i need a spiritual fuck it bucket. i need a fucking vacation.
i wanted to get on a plane going wherever. the feeling of taking a taxi ride to the airport in the early morning...
i suppose this job changes a person it turns you slowly over time into beef jerky. all the hate and the senselessness and the bullshit.
-the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
-he who fights monsters might take care lest he become a monster. and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
-
...what a crock of shit
i need a spiritual fuck it bucket. i need a fucking vacation.
25 august 2003
[watching cocktail in a small motel room in wollongong, australia]
when future civilizations look back and research our society they're going to think
tom cruise was worshiped as a god.
jesus was thirty- three when he was crucified and died for our sins.
tom cruise was only twenty- two when he made top gun.
when future civilizations look back and research our society they're going to think
tom cruise was worshiped as a god.
jesus was thirty- three when he was crucified and died for our sins.
tom cruise was only twenty- two when he made top gun.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
22 july 2008
-existentialjizum -
(dialogue from the existential porno)
trixie mc sysphilus: fuck me bob, fuck me like i was your mother.
man: pool guy, came to clean your pool.
trixie: but i don't have a pool.
man: everyone you've ever known is going to die.
(dialogue from the existential porno)
trixie mc sysphilus: fuck me bob, fuck me like i was your mother.
man: pool guy, came to clean your pool.
trixie: but i don't have a pool.
man: everyone you've ever known is going to die.
trixie: oh, oh, oh, i have never felt more alone then with you here and inside of me.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
10 june 2008
drinking a sterling pinot noir 06'. it's a fruit forward wine with the character of california's central coast with opulent cherry flavors, toasty oak and a complex lingering finish.
also with a complex lingering finish and a toasty oak character... deez nuts.
it's like jay-z said, two choices in life either dead or in jail.
me: let's say your girlfriend fucked a horse, for whatever reason, how long would you think you would have to wait until you could have sex with her?
me: is there some sort of twenty-four hour rule or could she douche with some water and vinegar and take a really hot shower with bleach or like a combination of the two. everyone says that they would break up with her immediately, but i think that's bullshit. say you were in love and she was offered twenty five million dollars to fuck this horse.
jim: i would blow that horse myself for twenty five thousand dollars right here right now.
also with a complex lingering finish and a toasty oak character... deez nuts.
it's like jay-z said, two choices in life either dead or in jail.
me: let's say your girlfriend fucked a horse, for whatever reason, how long would you think you would have to wait until you could have sex with her?
me: is there some sort of twenty-four hour rule or could she douche with some water and vinegar and take a really hot shower with bleach or like a combination of the two. everyone says that they would break up with her immediately, but i think that's bullshit. say you were in love and she was offered twenty five million dollars to fuck this horse.
jim: i would blow that horse myself for twenty five thousand dollars right here right now.
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